Making mud pies

Feb
17th

Tue

England, the great colonising nation, has become a colony. It is governed by a Scotsman who uses foreign mercenaries - Scottish, Welsh and Irish MPs - to suppress parliamentary revolts over purely English affairs.

— George Monbiot: England, that great colonising land, has itself become a colony | Comment is free | The Guardian

Feb
15th

Sun

Jurassic Park SWEDED (for bekindrewind) (via stevenjohnseller)

THE DARK KNIGHT - SPOOF SWEDED (bekindrewind) (via PUSHITFILMS)

Feb
14th

Sat

Shall I compare thee to a MacBook Air?
No. Thou art confusing and much thicker.
Ctrl. Alt. Delete: You crashed our affair.
I found out why by looking on Flickr.
And now you’re running Boyfriend 2.0,
Ignoring all my pokes and pings and tweets,
I know your outward solid state won’t show
That underneath your human heart still beats.
You hacked my love and optimized the code,
You are the plug-in I cannot replace.
You are the coolest app, the best download:
I’ve grown accustomed to your interface!
@exgirlfriend: what can this pwned geek do,
When all my base are still belong to you?

— A sonnet by a broken-hearted geek : Dan Wilson : eBay expert, social networking, online community, ecommerce, stuff

At any given time the store mysteriously shuts down instantaneously for no apparent reason.

— 10 Ways Microsoft’s Retail Stores Will Differ From Apple Stores - PC World

Feb
12th

Thu